Stirring

After breakfast, I sit with my tea next to an old fireplace in a renovated ancient cottage.

The small log burner under the chimney is redundant on a summer day. Once, I muse, there would have been an open fire for heating and cooking. A kettle and pot would have hung from trammel hooks over the flames, a small oven might have stood to the side.

It’s hard to imagine this tiny house with more than two people inside. Downstairs, there’s barely room for a table, two chairs, two armchairs, a dresser, a two burner hob, fridge (with microwave atop) and large sink. A large, low double bed fills the attic upstairs. A pleasant shower room has been built, adjoining the lower floor.

My husband and I, our laptops, tablets, phones, leads and books fill the place.

I sip tea, and scroll through reels on social media, musing. This cottage would have been home to a poor family once. Now it’s for holiday makers. Where I sat idle in an Ikea armchair, a woman would have bent, stirring the pot in the fireplace, sweating because even in August, food still needed to be prepared, a family still needed to be fed.

Surely she’d only have had a dresser, table and chairs. No armchairs, no labour-saving devices, no sink. Apart from the river, where was her water supply? A long early morning walk perhaps? Maybe she cared for an elderly relation who watched as she worked with children at her feet, a baby in her belly while a husband waited to be fed.

I scroll and come across a video.

Someone is reconstructing ‘mud cookies’ also called ‘bonbon tè’. I unmute my phone. It’s a Haitian famine recipe made of mineral-laden mud mixed with salt and a little fat then baked in the sun.

Appalled, I watch the maker taste them.

‘They’re so salty,’ she says. ‘They suck all the moisture out of your mouth.’

The fireplace rattles.

I look at it. Nothing is moving. But the noise is there.

Shaking myself, I scroll on and come across a thread about secrets. Some are appalling. Some need reporting. One says ‘My husband works all the hours but doesn’t make enough to feed us all. I pretend I’ve eaten when we have dinner. I don’t want to make him feel a failure. Sometimes I’ve had nothing to eat but toast and black coffee all day.’

How can it be that a woman in a developed country in 2025 is doing what women did a hundred years ago and more – try to survive on next to nothing so that her husband, children and dependent elders can eat?

The fireplace rattles again.

There is no wind to come down the chimney. There is no traffic on the narrow country road to vibrate the house.

There is just an old fireplace and the ghosts of women who stirred the pot in the fireplace beside me while their stomachs rumbled.

And they have not forgotten.

Words and image copyright (c) Paula Harmon 2025. These are not to be used without the author’s express permission including for the purposes of training artificial intelligence (AI).

A Tale of Tea & Dragons – Out Now – The Background

A few years ago, a scene popped into my mind and I wrote it down. This happens quite a lot, and often these ‘snippets’ are just mental exercises which will never turn into anything. But this one was different.

In those five hundred words, a young woman with magical ability who’s suffering from unrequited love is asked to do something she’s not sure about and needs to decide whether to or not.

I knew the ‘snippet’ wanted to become a contemporary fantasy novel, but I also knew it wanted to be a romance. That was where I started to struggle. All my books have elements of romance in them to a lesser or greater degree, however I’d never written a straight romance and I didn’t really feel confident to try.

A year or so later Liz Hedgecock and I were talking about starting a new co-writing project to add to our others and began batting ideas about.

We both thought it would be nice to try a different genre, maybe fantasy, maybe romance, and we sat down with a large piece of paper and some post-its and jotted down ideas. At this point I mentioned my ‘snippet’ (which Liz had read) and wondered if it could be a prompt. Liz had already written some contemporary fantasy novels (The Magical Bookshop Series) and some rom-com novellas (Tales of Meadley), so had a much better idea than I did about how to proceed.

Several conversations later, we’d fleshed out the main characters and developed a skeleton plot and A Tale of Tea and Dragons was born.

As usual, we have taken a character each to feature in alternative chapters. This time however, one character is female and one is male, rather than both female. And the familiar (to me) plot beats of a murder mystery, have been replaced with the (new to me) plot beats of a romance.

In the end, with Liz’s expertise, we got there.

We had lots of fun writing A Tale of Tea and Dragons. Disappearing into it was a lovely contrast to current affairs.

It’s set in a world that’s ours yet not ours.

Some people have magic powers and some don’t. Some towns are ancient towns dripping in magic, others have no magic in them at all (I’m sure you can make your own list of which might be which). Both are populated by a mixture of magical and non-magical people.

Magical people may or may not have familiars (in this world they’re magical creatures who are part-protector, part-voice-of-conscience for the person they’re assigned to). Magical people will have a range of potential power which needs to be honed and trained – but are there enough skilled teachers left to help?

As it’s a modern world, it’s full of cynics.

Non-magical people from non-magical towns might visit magical towns for a kind of theme-park experience, but they may view magical people are viewed as at best charlatans and at worst suspect and needing to be kept under control. Magical people, especially in non-magical towns, may feel that they’re better hiding their abilities.

Against this background we start in Lulmouth Bay – an ancient magical town, but also a modern seaside resort.

Living there is Hannah, owner/manager of the teashop her grandmother left her along with more magical recipes than she’s prepared to use. She’s fed up, frustrated and pining for a man who keeps friend-zoning her.

Arriving from the extremely non-magical town of Mundingham is Max, magical but cynical, burnt from a failed romance. He’s also feeling trapped by his job, but he’s ready to get rich so he’s free.

Will either of them try to get what they want even when the cost may be too high?

Will anyone find love?

Come and visit us in Lulmouth Bay by clicking here – the sea’s warm, the tea’s sparking, and the magic’s lovely!

Words copyright (c) Paula Harmon 2025. Cover image created by German Creative 2025. These are not to be used without the authors’ express permission including for the purposes of training artificial intelligence (AI).

A Glimpse into Inspiration?

This was recorded a few weeks ago on a very hot day and I arrived flustered thinking I was late when in fact I was early! Once I calmed down though, this was a great interview. I had little prior knowledge of the questions, so this is all from the heart (and mind) and I didn’t even know some of it was there! (And no, I have no idea why I tend to stare at the ceiling while being video’d. I’ll have to stop that in case I ever become ‘A Lady Writer on the TV’!

It’s All on the Board

An image of board games and a card game:

Do you like or loathe board games? We love them.

In our house, games come out for family get togethers, or when we have friends staying. It’s something we all (with the possible exception of my father-in-law) look forward to. Yes, my adult children play video games too, but when they’re home, they even bring their own friends round to play board games with us sometimes. There is nothing like a board game to foster, um, healthy interaction and um… Let’s have a think shall we?

Contraband

Contraband was my parents’ and dates back (as you can probably tell) to the 1950’s or 1960s. It’s a bluffing game in which you take it in turns to be a traveller passing through customs, or the customs officer.

Like most bluffing games, the fun is trying to keep a straight face when you’re smuggling stuff or pretending you have the diplomatic bag when you don’t or trying to look guilty when you’re innocent to tempt the customs officer to make a false accusation and have to pay compensation.

My dad made a brilliant customs officer. He’d stare menacingly into your eyes then do something like waggle his eyebrows to make you confess all. I developed quite a good poker face (even if I’ve rarely used it to play poker, and then never for money).

Scrabble

When I was about sixteen and went to visit my German penfriend, we played Scrabble. My penfriend tried making English words while I made German words. However, my vocabulary was tiny, and while her English was very good, the letter selection was designed for the German language, so the ratio wasn’t right. We gave up quite quickly.

My husband can’t spell, but loves Scrabble. Playing it with him is a very long-winded process as the options are (eventually) to tell him how to spell something, or let him use a dictionary.

One pre-internet summer we went on a three-week trailer-tent trip in northern Spain. It rained solidly for the last fortnight, a quagmire forming under the ground sheet. We were a long way from town, so we spent some of our evenings playing Scrabble. It took him so long to play his turns, that I managed to read most of Lord of the Rings during the games we played.

Monopoly

I couldn’t picture Monopoly because it’s in the attic somewhere with Rummikub, Pictionary, Trivial Pursuit and Skirrid. (I like to think that the friendly household ghost (who makes odd noises around the house) and our timid household elf (who moves stuff about) spend their evenings playing them and will be upset when we’ve moved enough clutter to find them.)

I was rather a goody-two-shoes child, but I confess that when my friend and I played Monopoly with our little sisters, a determination to win at all costs possessed both of us.

‘If you give me Mayfair, I’ll give you Old Kent Road and Whitechapel,’ one of us would say, making the most of our younger sisters’ slim grasp on finance. ‘Of course it’s a fair swap!’ Then we’d bankrupt them.

They cottoned on in the end of course, and my sister still complains about it. I feel little shame. It was revenge for all the times she got out of chores by being cute.

Cluedo/Clue

She can’t accuse me of cheating at Cluedo since it’s barely possible, but even as an adult my sister finds it baffling. After playing one Christmas a few years ago, I found a clue sheets on which she’d written ‘Have you got any idea what’s going on?’ and my brother-in-law had written in reply: ‘Nope’.

When the children were little, we bought a French version while holidaying in France. Then we realised that the board had a different layout and extra rules. My French wasn’t up to working them out, so it’s actually never been used.

The layout change wasn’t so bad. That’s happened on and off since it was invented as you can read about here. But ever since that holiday, our family has called Colonel Mustard ‘Colonel Moutarde’ with a bad French accent.

Articulate

Articulate starts the most arguments. You have to describe something on a card to your team mate and if they get it right, you move to the next card, getting as many right as possible until the time is up. The key is being on the same wavelength as your partner. My husband and I usually are which means we’re sometimes not allowed to be in a team. But we’re not always.

There are photos of people crying with laughter while in another team, A shouts at B because B’s suggested something ridiculous as the answer to a perfectly ‘obvious’ clue and B shouts that A is incomprehensible and obtuse. Insults fly and divorce and/or murder is threatened. It makes no odds – we all (with the exception of my father-in-law) still love it.

Winning exchange:

‘You know Shakespeare’s play where they killed a king?’

‘Er…’

‘OK, so the burger place that sells burgers that’s not Burger King? The first half.’

‘Er… Mac?’

‘Yup. Um… the beer that Homer Simpson drinks?’

‘Duff? Oh! MacDuff.’

‘Yes!’

Losing exchange:

‘You know the man who fell out of the tree?’

‘Er…’

‘He was a scientist. What did he discover?’

‘Aspirin?’

What do boardgames teach?

Chess and Backgammon teach strategy (and so does ‘Ticket to Ride’ which I haven’t described as we’ve only played it twice), but the other board games above?

Reading through this list makes me wonder. Monopoly was originally invented to teach about the evils of capitalism, but during a game, almost everyone turns into an evil capitalist. Clearly I was no better than any of them once.

The others might be accused of encouraging lying, manipulating and arguing. Perhaps. Or maybe they just help you let off steam.

Despite a lifetime playing board games, I grew up to be the upstanding moral citizen.

And let’s be honest, they’re great fun.

Words and image copyright (c) Paula Harmon 2025. These are not to be used without the author’s express permission including for the purposes of training artificial intelligence (AI).

Ginger

One cold winter afternoon, I went to get some coal for the boiler after school and discovered something unexpected.

It wasn’t the first time I’d found something odd when getting coal.

Our house was at the top of a hill and its back garden and the garage and the large coal bunker were below it on a slope which became our back garden. When we’d moved in, there was a field between the end of our garden and the gorge where the river was. Now there was a housing estate.

The drive at the side of the house which led to the garage wasn’t long (our house was the normal sort of size), but it was steep. Dad taught me how to control the clutch on the car and how to do hill starts on that drive before I was old enough for lessons on the public road.

The coal bunker was at the bottom of some very steep steps and was so large it only needed to be filled twice a year. There was no mains gas in the village, so we used Calor gas for cooking and coal to feed a boiler which heated water and the central heating which Dad had had put in after we moved.

One of my chores after school was to get coal for the boiler if necessary. The first odd thing that had happened during this exercise was on a chilly March afternoon when something other than coal slid into the enormous scuttle. It was a package addressed to Dad. When he came home and opened it, he said ‘Oh! I’d forgotten I’d ordered this. They mustn’t have been able to put it through the letter box in December. Shame we didn’t realise. Still, it’s undamaged. Happy Belated Christmas Paula!’ It was a hardback copy of the Diary of Anne Frank with a tooled leatherette cover. I still have it.

But this time, the surprise was alive and not in the bunker but in the garage, making a pitiful squeak.

Now, the garage was enormous, but no car ever went inside because there wasn’t, somehow, room. However that’s another story though you can get the gist here. I put down the scuttle and went to investigate.

A tiny ginger kitten peeked out through a gap in the door and mewed.

Now, a couple of years before I’d smuggled a black kitten home in my cookery basket. She had belonged to a friend who said the kitten would be drowned and had likewise smuggled her to school. I can’t actually recall how we managed during the school day, but we did. When I got home, I called the kitten Magic. I kept her hidden for maybe just a few hours before I confessed, expecting to be told that I could keep her, even though we had another cat already, but the answer was no.

I had been heartbroken. This time, I was older and further into my teens and I wasn’t going to back down without a fight. So I picked up the little frozen scrap of ginger fur and took him indoors.

I have no idea what had changed since I’d smuggled Magic home, but I didn’t have to fight. The answer was yes, we could keep the kitten. But while I was trying to think up some imaginative, mystical name for this hungry ball of grubby reddish fluff, my mother named him Ginger and that was that.

We never discovered where he’d come from. For all we knew, he’d been dumped on us purposefully. But it seemed somehow that he’d just arrived from nowhere all on his own. Whatever really happened, whoever didn’t want him missed the loveliest pet.

Our existing cat was none too impressed at first. She was middle-aged and very ladylike. All of a sudden her quiet domain was invaded by a hooligan of a tearaway, rushing round the house, bouncing out on her from corners, trying to entice her in games and wrestling. She watched with disapproval and occasionally swiped him when he stepped too far out of line.

Ginger didn’t care. He was the sweetest, gentlest cat I have ever known. A neighbour child brought his little sister round once. She was around eighteen months old and waddled over to Ginger, who was watching her in curiosity. Before anyone could stop her, she grabbed his ears and twisted. It’s as well she didn’t do it to the older cat who’d have swiped her without compunction, claws and all. Ginger just sat there until I could rescue him, although you could tell he wasn’t happy. We didn’t have any other small children round after that, but if we had, I’m sure he’d have hidden as far as possible out of the way until they’d gone.

With that and three other exceptions, Ginger was the happiest cat.

One exception was travelling in the car to visit grandparents in Berkshire and Wiltshire. The older cat loved it. She’d be sick once, which we prepared for. Then she’d clamour to come out of her basket and spend the rest of the journey wandering about the car before settling on either the back window shelf or Dad’s shoulders. Ginger on the other hand, huddled miserably in his basket until we’d arrived wherever we were going, at which point he returned to his normal curious, chirpy self.

Another exception was when a young gander appeared in our garden and stayed there for a week. Apparently he’d been introduced to a harem of older geese in a local farm, and flown off in terror at their – er marital – expectations. For the whole week while we tried to work out who the gander belonged to and get him collected, the two cats stayed indoors, staring out in disgust at the invader in their garden, ears twitching as it honked loud enough to wake the dead, .

The final exception was a few years later when our older cat died.

Ginger spent days hunting round the house for her afterwards, chirruping miserably. He looked in all the places where she used to hide from his exuberance and all the places where she curled up to have her old lady naps. It was some time before he became used to being on his own.

I had left home long before Ginger himself passed away and I never got to say goodbye. By then, I suppose, he was Mum’s cat really. But I always thought of him as mine somehow: that little bundle of orange fluff that appeared from nowhere and became as I say, the prince of cats.

Words and image copyright (c) Paula Harmon 2025. These are not to be used without the author’s express permission including for the purposes of training artificial intelligence (AI).